Badlands Bowl

The librarian at the public library in Miles City said:

1). The Badlands Bowl is a high school football game.

2). The Montana kids always cream the North Dakota kids.

3). The North Dakota kids never get recruited to play college football.

4). All of the best Montana kid athletes have already been recruited to play college football.

5). Because of their future college football responsibilities, the best Montana kids aren’t allowed to play in the Badlands Bowl because this game doesn’t count for anything and they can’t risk injury.

6). Therefore, this is the only high school football game of the whole year that North Dakota has a chance in hell of winning.